The Offspring - Disclaimer lyrics

ladies and gentlemen
welcome to the disclaimer
that's right the disclaimer

this american apple pie institution
known as parental discretion
will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm
from the lyrics that might actually make you think
and will also insult your intelligence at the same time

so protect your family
this album contains explicit depictions
of things which are real
these real things are commonly known as life
so if it sounds sarcastic don't take it seriously
if it sounds dangerous
do not try this at home or at all
and if it offends you just don't listen to it

Song lyrics from "Ixnay On The Hombre" album :

01. Disclaimer lyrics
02. The Meaning Of Life lyrics
03. Mota lyrics
04. Me & My Old Lady lyrics
05. Cool To Hate lyrics
06. Leave It Behind lyrics
07. Gone Away lyrics
08. I Choose lyrics
09. Intermission lyrics
10. All I Want lyrics
11. Way Down The Line lyrics
12. Don't Pick It Up lyrics
13. Amazed lyrics
14. Change The World lyrics