Blink-182 - Happy Holidays, You Bastard lyrics

It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
and he shit shit shit his pants
He's alway's fucking shitting his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

Song lyrics from "Take off Your Pants and Jacket" album :

01. Anthem Part Two lyrics
02. Online Songs lyrics
03. First Date lyrics
04. Happy Holidays, You Bastard lyrics
05. Story Of A Lonely Guy lyrics
06. The Rock Show lyrics
07. Stay Together For The Kids lyrics
08. Roller Coaster lyrics
09. Reckless Abandon lyrics
10. Everytime I Look For You lyrics
11. Give Me One Good Reason lyrics
12. Shut Up lyrics
13. Please Take Me Home lyrics
14. What Went Wrong lyrics
15. Fucking Dogs lyrics