Blink-182 - Aliens Exist lyrics

Hey mom there's something in the backroom
hope it's not the creature from above
you used to read me stories
as if my dreams were boring
we all know conspiracies are dumb

What if people knew that these were real
I'd leave my closet door open all night
I know the CIA would say
what you hear is all hearsay
I wish someone would tell me what was right

Up all night long
and there's something very wrong
and I know it must be late
been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you

I am still a skeptic yes you know me
been best friends and will be till we die
I got an injection
of blood from the erection
my best friend thinks I'm just humping guys
alright

Up all night long
and there's something very wrong
and I know it must be late
been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you

Dark and scary, ordinary
explanation, information
nice to know ya, paranoia
where's my mother, biofather

Up all night long
and there's something very wrong
and I know it must be late
been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
twelve majestic lies

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Mark: Tom has sex with guys!
Tom: Hey Mark! Who here thinks that I look very similar
to Tom Cruise. Thank you.
Mark: Yeah...
Tom: I think so too.
Mark: Like, like Tom Cruise in that movie "Born On The
Fourth Of July"? That one? Where he's handicapped and retarded
and stupid and nobody likes him and he just shits all over himself
and he's a fucking asshole, hey!
Tom: That was mean!
Mark: That's right!
Tom: Never attack somebody that shits on himself. Do you guys think
it's weird, to shit your pants when you're sleeping? Not that I do
it... but I did it last night. And I haven't taken a shower since
and I'm wondering if that's what smells.
Mark: Woo! Poopie! Poopoo, caca!
Hey, I wrote this next song, you wanna hear it?
Tom: You don't have a choice.
Mark: It goes like this.

Song lyrics from "Mark, Tom and Travis Show (The Enema Strikes Back)" album :

01. Dumpweed lyrics
02. Don't Leave Me lyrics
03. Aliens Exist lyrics
04. Family Reunion lyrics
05. Going Away to College lyrics
06. What's My Age Again? lyrics
07. Rich Lips lyrics
08. Blow Job lyrics
09. Untitled lyrics
10. Voyeur lyrics
11. Pathetic lyrics
12. Adam's Song lyrics
13. Peggy Sue lyrics
14. Wendy Clear lyrics
15. Carousel lyrics
16. All the Small Things lyrics
17. Mutt lyrics
18. Country Song lyrics
19. Dammit lyrics
20. Man Overboard lyrics