Ludacris - T Baggin' Skit lyrics

[Dial Tone]
[Numbers being pressed]
Hello, Thank you for calling Disturbing Tha Peace.
To help expodate your call, please listen carefully to the following options.
If you're calling to solicit a demo tape, press 1.
If you're calling regarding a job, press 2.
If you're calling to borrow money, press 3.
If you're calling to find the nearest weed spot in your area, press 4.
If you're out of alcohol on Sunday, press 5.
If you need a ho for the evening, press 6.
If you woke up with a hangover and a pair of hairy balls on your forehead, press 7.
[Number gets pressed]
You've just pressed 7.
You've been victimized and introduced to a moral crime known as t baggin'.
We suggest you probably hang up the phone, beat the ass of any white guys you hung out with
last night, and find and destroy all photos before they appear on the Internet. Thank you for
calling.
Good luck.
Goodbye.

Song lyrics from "Chicken-N-Beer" album :

01. Southern Fried Intro lyrics
02. Blow it Out lyrics
03. Stand Up lyrics
04. Rob Quarters Skit lyrics
05. Splash Waterfalls lyrics
06. Hard Times lyrics
07. Diamond in the Back lyrics
08. Screwed Up lyrics
09. T Baggin' Skit lyrics
10. P-Poppin' lyrics
11. Hip Hop Quotables lyrics
12. Black Man's Struggle Skit lyrics
13. Hoes in My Room lyrics
14. Teamwork lyrics
15. Interactive Skit lyrics
16. We Got lyrics
17. Eyebrows Down lyrics